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One of the things that I love about being in a relationship is that whenever we go out with a group of friends to a public place like the movies or a play or something I get first priority of sitting next to him. Like whenever we were just friends and I had a secret crush on him I couldn’t be like bitch move I’m sitting next to him but now if someone denies me the choice to sit next to him they’re automatically seen as a jackass to everyone around us. In other words my ass gets special privileges of being next to his ass just because we’re dating and call me an asshole but I just love that.
My buddy recently broke up with his girlfriend. He sent me this screen shot of his phone this morning. They are all from her.
There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out
I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.
when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with my dad to go home i was like “dad, i’m pregnant” and he hit he breaks and looked at me so mortified for about 5 minutes and then said “rin you’re fucking six years old” and then kept driving
So there’s about 7 billion people in the world.
Divide that by 365 days and you get 19,178,082.
So on average, 19 million people have the same birthday as you.
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
for every 50 notes this gets i’ll read a chapter of this book:
whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids
Dear tumblr staff,
stop. its ok. you don’t need to do these things. just focus on functionality(like the video player). we don’t need these little updates when somethings(like the video player) need your focus. thank you for your time but really, tumblr looks great. try to fix more important things(like the video player) so that we can all properly enjoy the features of tumblr(like the video player)
middle school vs high school