thefishwhoalwayssaysmyleg:

maydayinwonderland:

every song can be depressing if u try hard enough

where do we come from?

where do we go?

where do we come from?

*tear slowly streams down face*

*whispers dramatically* cotton eye joe

sharonosbourne:

sharonosbourne:

So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture

I MISS HIM/HER SO MUCH IDK IT’S GENDER IT DIED BEFORE I COULD FIGURE IT OUT RIP

eqocentric:

if i had sex in the shower i’d probably slip and die

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

sadegg:

just saying the word tumblr out loud is embarrassing 

australiansanta:

if an iguana smokes weed is it called a mariguana

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

pattinsin:

i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear

neneleake:

another unrealistic expectation for women 

geekingermany:

I cannot get enough of this comic sometimes

mormondad:

i dont grow chest hair i just grow chest money