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WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance
i just read gay porn
Never stop reblogging this
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
now she want a photo
u already know tho
u only live once thats the motto badword yolo
how much can a whale ejaculate????
The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.
all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
I thought you said beheaded
that would not be an accident
OH MY GOD one of our tigers did this (and it isn’t stuck on his head; one of the keepers went in to see if he needed help and he undid this and redid it on his own a few times) but oh my god hE’S PRETENDING TO BE A LION IM GONNA DIE
trying to train a weak pokemon and it faints so you bring in your strongest pokemon and absolutely murder them in revenge
My dad has access to 3D Printing technology and the first thing he prints is a miniature version of himself
you shrunk your dad with a shrink ray and now you’re trying to cover it up with this bullshit.. but we dont believe it for a second